In her third year as a Catholic school girl in the Philippines she was told by a nun that every bad thought and dirty word would hasten the end of the world. Tempted with the prospect, she and a few like minded friends spend recess swearing and cussing behind the chapel. They realized if they were successful Armageddon would come on Tuesday. Suffice it to say, Armageddon never arrived, much to her relief and disappointment.

Chet Canlas